Worse yet, every mind-numbingly awful innuendo and facsimile of human emotion is further injured by some of the most horrific voice acting imaginable. In the few instances Ride to Hell begins to approach something of even tangential relevance, poorly written, self-referential humor kills the mood. Tragedy is greeted with no more subtly than a prolonged, agonizing 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!' and sexuality is given the same level of reverence as a pornographic film.

Even if Ride to Hell could pass as a broken and buggy parody of the patently offensive, none of the characters seem to be in on the joke. By the tale's end, provided that you haven't attempted an auto-lobotomy, you'll have been drenched in the game's pathetic, out-of-touch approach to sex, violence, and masculinity.

Every attempt at maturity devolves into shoddy melodrama. Shortly afterwards, Jake's younger brother is killed by a biker gang, at which point Ride to Hell becomes an excruciatingly cliched tale of revenge. The protagonist of this hellish torture software is Jake Conway, an emotionally scarred Vietnam veteran looking to make a nice, calm life for himself following his return stateside. Now Playing: Ride to Hell: Retribution - Video Review

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